Like a kid on Christmas Day
Just as a head's up, I will be dropping a few spoilers here and there. Most of them minor. Well, there is one fairly big story-related item. But it's already been touched on in the spoilers forum, so I say it's fair game. But turn back now if you don't want me to spoil a few surprises with my fat mouth.
Now then.
Well, like everyone else here, I've been fired up for Part III pretty much from the moment Ilias's forces kicked down the front door to Alice's castle. The thing I've been holding out for more than anything else is Ilias. Some love her, some hate her. But anyone who knows me knows that I've taken a real shine to the lovely little goddess, even if she's a psychotic mess (or maybe even because she is a psychotic mess). Being as …
Minor Steps
Howdy, folks! Just checkin' in with a (kinda) new side story. It's a remastered blooper reel 2 with additional bloopers! Why bother you may ask? Well, I just finally figured out the 'move' command. And now that I have, I took it upon myself to give the second blooper reel the ending I always wanted. But in order to make it worth anyone's while, I tacked on six additional bloopers for yer viewin' pleasure. Works out nicely, since they gave me a grand opportunity to tinker with moving sprites in new and unusual ways. You can download the whole package again. But if you rather, you can just download the patch, copy all its contents, and dump it in your old Bloopers2 folder. Go ahead and overwrite any old files when it asks you.
I'll t…
Blooper Reel 2 Annnnnddd....
Happy Single's Awareness day, gang! I said I was saving this for when Part 3 came out. But you know what? I looked through my notes I saw I had enough material without waiting that long. So here we are, with another reel of all those beautiful, beautiful bloopers. I had as much fun workin' on this one as I did the first one. Some of them turned out to be even more fun than I thought they were gonna be. Gnome, Lily and Kraken, I'm looking at you three. And who knows, if this goes over well enough, I might do a 3rd one when Part 3 comes out. Between Part 3, plus whatever side stories tickle my fancy, I'm sure I've got all the tools and the talent to make it happen. Hell, I already tapped two sidestories for this reel.
So what's my ne…
Love By the Blade
Well folks, it's been fun dangling y'all on a string. But today's the day Love by the Blade aka Granberia's sidestory finally hits the shelves! So call off the Canaan Sister hit squad and let's dig in! It was lots of hard work, make no mistake. But it was all a labor of love. It's hands down my most expansive sidestory yet. There ended up being SEVEN H-scenes to my count. I hope it lives up to y'all's expectations!
If there any bugs or hiccups, give me a buzz and I'll jump on it. I looked it over pretty extensively before posting it. But I've been known to find bugs in my sidestories even after reading them fifty or sixty times.
If anyon needs me in the meantime, I'll be passed out on the couch.
…Granberia Side Story
Okay, first off...BOOM! Ten achievement points! Right on the board!
Now that's out of the way, I reckon it's time I offer something of substance regarding the Granberia scenario. I'm surprised how fast five or six months of just sitting on my hands just flew by. But make no mistake, it's gonna happen.
What's the premise? Granberia soundly whooped Luka's but in the Monster Lord's Castle and he's living the American dream of being Granberia's boy toy. But all that gets turned on its head when Granberia finds out Luka passed the Dragon Seal Trial (because hey, how come she DIDN'T notice that in her two last rape scenes?). Also, what the hell did happen to Sara? I got my theories, and you'll find out soon enough.
Now how many rape scenes o…