The past few nights I've been having trouble sleeping next to Mina. She snores like a frickin' chainsaw sawing logs. And everytime I try and nudge her awake and tell her she's snoring, she just gets pissed off and grabs me and throws me against the wall and I usually end up sleeping on the floor with nothing but a pillow and one of my clean shirts lying on the chair, so waking up a Minotaurus is a really bad idea. Anyone else have some non-violent, natural suggestions? I mean I love Mina, but her snoring has got to go. Even she denies that she sleeps and it's my imagination. And you all know the personality of a Minotaurus. Rough, playful, agressive, tough, badass, hardcore, etc.

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