The Hermit talks. And you listen. Because, really, if you came here, you really have nothing else to do. Nothing worth of your time. Let's give you some suggestions before I bore you to death.
1. Box with a kangaroo. 2. Eat some Fugu. 3. Get your panty out of a knot and start partying. 4. Drink coconut milk. 5. Bully the kid next door. 6. Get abducted by aliens or monster girls.
Six things you can do that are more interesting than being here. And I warned you, so I will be able to talk. Let's get it on.
Who am I? I am a random guy somewhere in Europe who likes good plots and bloody books. How I ended up playing a porn game, I don't know. Most likely, I just searched for something to do, seeing my boredom has epic proportions. Proportions like the epic poem about Gilgamesh. Yeah.
What do I do for living? Let's see. I am currently at uni. Don't bother asking what, for I won't answer on that. I like to keep most of my life a secret. So hush. I am like a flying, giant, banana. Nobody knows me, yet I see everything. I also am writer, but that isn't that important.
Current project on this wiki: I am working on making the Chapter 3 Monsterpedia. Every few days, I am going to release a batch of monsters, mostly a column in the Monsterpedia. Yet I warn you, don't use those pages to spoil everything, please. I make them now so we don't have to do it later.
Current project off this wiki, revolving around monstergirls: I'm writing a side story about the battle for the sixteenth monster lord. Will take some time, though. Besides from that, I am thinking about making a full patch mod, subject is still changing every day.
Favourite things revolving around MGQ:
Normal Monster: Samurai Elf
Boss Monster: Clearly Granberia.
Angel: Here I will go for Eden.
Spirit: Gnome.
Kingdom: Noah
King/Queen: Sabasa King
Guardian of the Four Directions: Sphinx
About right.
Favourite things in general: Writing, reading, playing computer games and searching for the good combination of eyeliner and contacts. Are green and purple, both bright, a good combination?
Something else? No. Hermit out.