Samson: “I am Sabasa’s mighty hammer, and my strength is widely praised! Now, let me show you what I do best!”
Samson is laying on the ground, tanning!
Samson gets psyched up! (Attack power increased for the next turn)
Samson: “Nuuuuu…! Doh!!”
Samson trips over nothing! Samson takes damage!
Samson swings his weapon at random! Random Enemies takes damage!
Samson aimlessly flails his weapon around!