Talk:Monster Girl Quest: Paradox/@comment-25786205-20151214231120/@comment-26979215-20151215224645

I wasn't so confused by the inclusion of footjobs, I just stuck in them in there for the sake of completeness. But when the footjob boat is sinking into incest waters, I'm going to run to the lifeboats and stay afloat in a new current of comments rather than go down with the ship and her captain Schwarzritter.

I might not be very good at metaphors.

EDIT: Yeah, in hindsight that metaphor makes no sense. Schwarzritter was Captaining the S.S. Ashikoki, and I was a humble passenger until the iceberg Pejman came out of nowwhere and we crashed. I was thrown overboard and landed on a small island with Vostan and MGQ_EX. Then Shadowblade arrived late with ticket in hand, after missing the initial boarding. Schwarzritter kept on sailing, not noticing her boat had sunk as she became the Flying Sunken Dutchwoman with her first mate Shadowblade and I was pissed off and confused after being left behind.

I think that's a better explanation but an even worse metaphor.