Talk:Goddess Ilias/@comment-10534118-20130628061951/@comment-5299683-20130628124935

Me as Ilias's roommate. Hmmmmm...

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Eden:  Just where are they? They said we were going to watch 'Man of Steel' together!

Promestein:  You and I both know what they're doing. Let's just keep ourselves occupied until they're done.

-Eden shrugs and tries to turn on the TV. But instead, the wall behind the TV spins around, revealling a king-sized, heart-shaped bed.

Eden:  Huh.

-Promestein goes into the kitchen and opens up the fridge to find some Haagen-Dazs, but a king-sized bed folds out instead.

Promestein:  Hmph.

-Eden goes to read a copy of Entertainment Weekly. Somehow, a bed rolls out from inside that too.

Eden:  Oh, come on!!

-Black Alice tries to turn on the xBox, and a bed rolls out currently being used by Viper and Ilias.

Black Alice:  AHHH!! What the hell?!

-Viper grabs Black Alice's teddy bear and smacks her with it.

Viper:  Close it back up, half pint! You're letting all the stank out!

Well, I found my happy place.